these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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