Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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