One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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