At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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