I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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