She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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