? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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