Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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