like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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