I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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