I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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