Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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