That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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