remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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