I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He did a backflip because drugs
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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