She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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