I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
