I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
True strength comes from lack of pants
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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