idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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