I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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