they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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