Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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