I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
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