Say something about gay babies.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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