There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
it's like heaven, but drunker
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
COCAINE IS GR8
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
