Your dad touched me again.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Randomize
