Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I miss vodka workout Fridays
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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