He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
