i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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