You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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