I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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