I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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