I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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