I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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