the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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