I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize