Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
this will be a night to untag.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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