Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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