$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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