I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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