that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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