Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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