So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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