Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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