I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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