The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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