The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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