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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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