i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
When are your genitals available?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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