Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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