Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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