Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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